What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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