i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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