Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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