i already hear my dad disowning me
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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