You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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