so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.