Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Your cock deserves a montage
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?