from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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