put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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