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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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