Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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