with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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