Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
and she was petting her beer can
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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