Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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