Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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