Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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