He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Houston, we have a blender
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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