it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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