On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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