I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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