I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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