i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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