so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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