Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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