I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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