Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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