I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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