If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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