So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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