she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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