he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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