she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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