I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
True but thats because hes a fetus.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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