Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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