i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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