there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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