I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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