OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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