yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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