it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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