Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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