There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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