im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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