This is not my ceiling
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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