Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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