oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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