My hair reeks of homosexuality.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
honey bunches of taint.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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