sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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