you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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