ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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