I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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