do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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