No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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