They should really pass out barf bags in church
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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