So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Randomize
