She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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